








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 818 | 21% |
| Smokes | 857 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1131 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,319 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samala macking kachow | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | ゲイLightningWizard | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Artuux | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | PAnnaripoika | 45% | 67 |
| #5 | keimo | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keimo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | PAnnaripoika | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | dahl | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Shumppa | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shumppa | 194 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | keimo | 145 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | PAnnaripoika | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | dahl | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | finSky | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samala macking kachow | +7.42 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | Shumppa | +4.64 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | ゲイLightningWizard | +3.65 | 82 | 30 |
| #4 | PAnnaripoika | +2.01 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | dahl | +0.66 | 67 | 45 |





