








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1567 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1276 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1062 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1107 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,876 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hayanh- | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | kRYSTEN | 68% | 85 |
| #3 | syncD | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | yang -iwnl- | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Luna | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | syncD | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | yang -iwnl- | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Luna | 61% | 36 |
| #6 | Shitty game | 33% | 9 |
| #7 | aleyzr | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRYSTEN | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | aleyzr | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | hayanh- | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | syncD | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRYSTEN | 242 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | hayanh- | 118 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Luna | 100 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | syncD | 82 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shitty game | 50 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayez | +3.75 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | syncD | +2.65 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | hayanh- | +2.49 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | kRYSTEN | +1.61 | 91 | 67 |
| #5 | yang -iwnl- | +1.17 | 90 | 48 |





