








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1018 | 30% |
| Smokes | 887 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 523 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 910 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,069 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | syncD | 68% | 44 |
| #9 | yang -iwnl- | 67% | 78 |
| #10 | -A1MNETTI | 66% | 38 |
| #11 | aerax- | 63% | 56 |
| #12 | aleyzr | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yang -iwnl- | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | -A1MNETTI | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Yoshireax | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | aerax- | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | aleyzr | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syncD | 168 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | aerax- | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | aleyzr | 148 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | yang -iwnl- | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | ayez | 122 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askan | +4.19 | 92 | 77 |
| #2 | hayanh- | +3.23 | 94 | 55 |
| #3 | yang -iwnl- | +3.17 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | OneLion | +2.86 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | ayez | +2.48 | 80 | 56 |





