








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 982 | 32% |
| Smokes | 740 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 606 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 726 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,083 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hayanh- | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Klik | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Monkey D. JulAR | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | rachel | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | Emerald | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ayez | 68% | 85 |
| #7 | syncD | 67% | 6 |
| #8 | Joanana | 50% | 6 |
| #9 | Luna | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | Shitty game | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayez | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Klik | 3 | 0.0291 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayez | 296 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Luna | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | hayanh- | 55 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Emerald | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Klik | 28 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayez | +4.05 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | syncD | +3.89 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Klik | +2.86 | 57 | 88 |
| #4 | Monkey D. JulAR | +2.65 | 60 | 82 |
| #5 | hayanh- | +2.37 | 90 | 62 |





