








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7090 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2904 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 5317 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5661 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,457,658 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | XAx | 55% | 66 |
| #9 | BESTEST BOI | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | RoadTo4K | 53% | 38 |
| #11 | HydRa. | 52% | 66 |
| #12 | Marky | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krex ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | XAx | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Smツe❤ | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | RedEye ツ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Thenoperino | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smツe❤ | 1621 | 0.29 | 45 min |
| #2 | Krex ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ | 331 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | RedEye ツ | 264 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Thenoperino | 236 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | HydRa. | 231 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smツe❤ | +3.54 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | XAx | +2.88 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | BESTEST BOI | +2.33 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | HydRa. | +2.20 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Krex ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ | +1.58 | 60 | 67 |





