








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2331 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2400 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1572 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $958,523 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | EikムyZ™ | 48% | 269 |
| #7 | sueyxm | 43% | 51 |
| #8 | LEKSA :D | 41% | 17 |
| #9 | FlaaFlu | 38% | 47 |
| #10 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 35% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EikムyZ™ | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Nexti | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | FlaaFlu | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | LEKSA :D | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EikムyZ™ | 931 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | Nexti | 374 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 159 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | iLarrys | 64 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | FlaaFlu | 62 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greez | +1.64 | 65 | 52 |
| #2 | Kurils | +1.04 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | Nexti | +0.77 | 62 | 53 |
| #4 | iLarrys | +0.66 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | LEKSA :D | +0.40 | 54 | 37 |





