








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6452 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7317 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9413 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7309 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,188 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Nexti | 51% | 399 |
| #3 | iLarrys | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | FlaaFlu | 49% | 135 |
| #5 | Kurils | 48% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 46% | 220 |
| #7 | Eeeeh | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | sueyxm | 43% | 93 |
| #9 | Greez | 42% | 65 |
| #10 | LEKSA :D | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nexti | 24 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Kurils | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | FlaaFlu | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Eeeeh | 8 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurils | 782 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Nexti | 780 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | Jansu ≽^-⩊-^≼ | 470 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | FlaaFlu | 208 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Eeeeh | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nexti | +1.43 | 66 | 52 |
| #2 | Kurils | +1.09 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | EikムyZ™ | +0.68 | 38 | 67 |
| #4 | iLarrys | +0.56 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Greez | +0.10 | 63 | 54 |





