








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 665 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5439 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6450 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3470 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3181 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,570,177 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khii | 51% | 259 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 50% | 374 |
| #3 | Recallll | 45% | 249 |
| #4 | FoldingChairJohnson | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khii | 51% | 259 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 50% | 374 |
| #3 | Recallll | 45% | 249 |
| #4 | FoldingChairJohnson | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPenSity | 91 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Recallll | 40 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Khii | 38 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | FoldingChairJohnson | 13 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPenSity | 1358 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Khii | 482 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Recallll | 374 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | FoldingChairJohnson | 64 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoldingChairJohnson | +3.18 | 68 | 36 |
| #2 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | +1.19 | 41 | 55 |
| #3 | ProPenSity | +0.88 | 41 | 68 |
| #4 | Khii | -0.67 | 49 | 57 |
| #5 | Recallll | -2.85 | 52 | 34 |





