








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 950 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1519 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2226 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3490 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2925 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,296 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P_moT | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | bryan | 50% | 58 |
| #3 | TheDuuuude | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P_moT | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | bryan | 50% | 58 |
| #3 | TheDuuuude | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | bryan | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bryan | 193 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 114 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | TheDuuuude | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | P_moT | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P_moT | +1.15 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | FoldingChairJohnson | +0.68 | 65 | 36 |
| #3 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | +0.43 | 36 | 53 |
| #4 | bryan | -1.57 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | TheDuuuude | -3.55 | 52 | 43 |





