








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1541 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3202 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2759 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1882 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $254,712 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khii | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 51% | 101 |
| #3 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 45% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khii | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 51% | 101 |
| #3 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 45% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 45 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 26 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Khii | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 549 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 421 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Khii | 162 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | +2.60 | 45 | 55 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | +2.13 | 45 | 69 |
| #3 | Khii | -0.06 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | Recallll | -2.01 | 48 | 35 |





