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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2853 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3433 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,455 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Recallll | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 51% | 259 |
| #3 | ProPenSity | 48% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Recallll | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 51% | 259 |
| #3 | ProPenSity | 48% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 63 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | 48 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Recallll | 12 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPenSity | 711 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | 555 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Recallll | 140 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ Dridlen ☢ | +1.68 | 37 | 56 |
| #2 | ProPenSity | +0.88 | 41 | 69 |
| #3 | Khii | -0.72 | 48 | 56 |
| #4 | Recallll | -2.95 | 46 | 34 |





