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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1898 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3649 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3477 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3669 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,039,207 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens CS | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Sp4rkeY | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | ♛ mikey ✪ | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | naruto san- ♱ | 44% | 219 |
| #5 | Lemmii37 | 43% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lemmii37 | 43% | 344 |
| #6 | pico | 42% | 195 |
| #7 | Señor Woofers | 40% | 282 |
| #8 | Señor cYruss | 37% | 246 |
| #9 | frØ.x ☕ | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemmii37 | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Señor cYruss | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Señor Woofers | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | pico | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | naruto san- ♱ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemmii37 | 1047 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | Señor Woofers | 784 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | naruto san- ♱ | 732 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #4 | Señor cYruss | 264 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | frØ.x ☕ | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naruto san- ♱ | +8.01 | 89 | 84 |
| #2 | Jens CS | +3.38 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Señor Woofers | +1.54 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | ♛ mikey ✪ | +0.86 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | Lemmii37 | -0.17 | 51 | 77 |





