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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1640 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1784 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1625 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,060 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Señor Woofers | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | qu1ck | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | naruto san- ♱ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | pico | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Señor cYruss | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naruto san- ♱ | +7.24 | 85 | 83 |
| #2 | Señor Woofers | +1.44 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | ♛ mikey ✪ | +0.86 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | qu1ck | +0.22 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | alex | +0.18 | 69 | 53 |





