








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6036 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4782 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5593 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3370 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,678,659 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (sic) | 55% | 251 |
| #2 | SpacePugz | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | particle | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | 50% | 102 |
| #5 | ☮ Stonezy ☮ ⇆ | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (sic) | +4.71 | 67 | 69 |
| #2 | ☮ Stonezy ☮ ⇆ | +4.37 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | particle | +3.17 | 73 | 45 |
| #4 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | +2.52 | 47 | 60 |
| #5 | SpacePugz | +0.25 | 50 | 43 |





