








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,889 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5477 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6469 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4962 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,211 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benneros | 52% | 145 |
| #2 | Jamal | 46% | 225 |
| #3 | Noah | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | Igor | 42% | 156 |
| #5 | wofflan | 41% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jamal | 46% | 225 |
| #3 | Noah | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | Igor | 42% | 156 |
| #5 | wofflan | 41% | 244 |
| #6 | rosa percs | 41% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benneros | 22 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | rosa percs | 18 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | wofflan | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Igor | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Jamal | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 480 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | benneros | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Igor | 209 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | rosa percs | 176 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | wofflan | 144 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sigge | +2.92 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | benneros | +0.57 | 79 | 41 |
| #3 | Jamal | -0.04 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | Igor | -1.00 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | wofflan | -1.90 | 70 | 33 |





