








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5694 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4459 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4374 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3063 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,471,962 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnny sins | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | SCREAM | 53% | 318 |
| #3 | BakedKiller | 53% | 293 |
| #4 | Scooby Dog | 49% | 124 |
| #5 | jackie legs | 49% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jackie legs | 49% | 411 |
| #6 | Wojd_ | 48% | 118 |
| #7 | Keith Alexander | 47% | 131 |
| #8 | ducky | 43% | 88 |
| #9 | joe22ftw | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackie legs | 143 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | SCREAM | 58 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | BakedKiller | 23 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Scooby Dog | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | johnny sins | 13 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BakedKiller | 905 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | SCREAM | 781 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | jackie legs | 639 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | ducky | 243 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Keith Alexander | 147 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BakedKiller | +2.46 | 72 | 50 |
| #2 | ✪Magic | +1.75 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | Wojd_ | +1.74 | 55 | 25 |
| #4 | jackie legs | -0.21 | 49 | 49 |
| #5 | joe22ftw | -0.39 | 35 | 37 |





