








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 847 matches | ||
| Faceit | 565 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15735 | 30% |
| Smokes | 14402 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11640 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10246 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,017,195 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1694 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCREAM | 63% | 107 |
| #2 | ✪Magic | 53% | 293 |
| #3 | jackie legs | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | ♛DD♛ | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCREAM | 63% | 107 |
| #2 | ✪Magic | 53% | 293 |
| #3 | jackie legs | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | ♛DD♛ | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackie legs | 20 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | SCREAM | 18 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | ✪Magic | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ♛DD♛ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛DD♛ | 648 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪Magic | 394 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | SCREAM | 249 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | jackie legs | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛DD♛ | +1.08 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | BakedKiller | +0.86 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | ✪Magic | +0.27 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | SCREAM | -1.50 | 44 | 43 |
| #5 | jackie legs | -2.01 | 50 | 45 |





