








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 8% |
| Smokes | 150 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 99 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,189 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misterbabadock | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Ruth | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | Fenril05 | 33% | 24 |
| #4 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 29% | 38 |
| #5 | Matrix FR | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ruth | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | Fenril05 | 33% | 24 |
| #4 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 29% | 38 |
| #5 | Matrix FR | 25% | 20 |
| #6 | Trippy Pineapple | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Fenril05 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fenril05 | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ruth | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Misterbabadock | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Trippy Pineapple | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenril05 | +3.02 | 39 | 51 |
| #2 | Misterbabadock | +2.14 | 57 | 65 |
| #3 | Ruth | -0.37 | 26 | 50 |
| #4 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | -0.96 | 48 | 48 |
| #5 | Trippy Pineapple | -1.00 | 56 | 40 |





