








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3992 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2283 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 6272 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4801 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,101,370 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoyo20113 | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | Vacarme | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | NFK | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | Hane | 44% | 127 |
| #5 | Fenril05 | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Babart pingminister | 15 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | [BzH]-Epsy_Pok^^#.eXe | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Hane | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Matrix FR | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | NFK | 7 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Babart pingminister | 373 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Misterbabadock | 299 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | blackbeuze | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | [BzH]-Epsy_Pok^^#.eXe | 150 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hane | 132 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NFK | +3.92 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Hane | +3.84 | 66 | 39 |
| #3 | Vacarme | +3.34 | 61 | 47 |
| #4 | Pablo Babart pingminister | +2.10 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | yoyo20113 | +1.94 | 69 | 30 |





