








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 25% |
| Smokes | 504 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,123 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenril05 | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | SQ_CommanderCS.PRO | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Misterbabadock | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Hane | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 38% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Misterbabadock | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Hane | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 38% | 63 |
| #6 | Balouza | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | Matrix FR | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Hane | 4 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Balouza | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Fenril05 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Misterbabadock | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweet Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝﮞ | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Misterbabadock | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fenril05 | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Hane | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Balouza | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hane | +5.84 | 64 | 34 |
| #2 | Fenril05 | +3.40 | 48 | 44 |
| #3 | Misterbabadock | +2.23 | 51 | 72 |
| #4 | SQ_CommanderCS.PRO | +0.30 | 57 | 19 |
| #5 | Ruth | -0.45 | 21 | 44 |





