








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5093 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2646 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3957 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3146 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,260,915 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 807 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antsa | 64% | 142 |
| #2 | Janski | 52% | 474 |
| #3 | chonky cat | 51% | 402 |
| #4 | Photaque | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Ady | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | chonky cat | 51% | 402 |
| #4 | Photaque | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Ady | 46% | 80 |
| #6 | Matte | 41% | 37 |
| #7 | Riba | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chonky cat | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Janski | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | antsa | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Ady | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Riba | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janski | 296 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| #2 | antsa | 279 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | chonky cat | 146 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #4 | Riba | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ady | 95 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | +5.16 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | antsa | +3.95 | 52 | 47 |
| #3 | Janski | +1.03 | 59 | 46 |
| #4 | Riba | +0.84 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | Photaque | +0.10 | 37 | 33 |





