








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6855 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7487 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5715 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6603 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,530 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julle | 48% | 102 |
| #2 | v1nssi | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | Plasticdumbo | 46% | 70 |
| #4 | Juluma | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | domi | 44% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Stumppi | 37% | 244 |
| #11 | M00N1S | 36% | 123 |
| #12 | Jamo | 35% | 55 |
| #13 | chonky cat | 31% | 42 |
| #14 | ✪Steikki | 29% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ALX | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | M00N1S | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Julle | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Jamo | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALX | 770 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | M00N1S | 487 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | domi | 478 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Stumppi | 398 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | ✪ FnM | 386 | 0.11 | 11 min |





