








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1188 | 27% |
| Smokes | 124 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2175 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 986 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,754,581 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 864 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antsa | 63% | 172 |
| #2 | wywwe | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Janski | 53% | 334 |
| #4 | salamanteri | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | Julle | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | wywwe | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Janski | 53% | 334 |
| #4 | salamanteri | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | Julle | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | Riba | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salamanteri | 31 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | wywwe | 10 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | Janski | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | antsa | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Riba | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salamanteri | 723 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | antsa | 348 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Janski | 234 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | Riba | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | wywwe | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wywwe | +6.27 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | antsa | +4.08 | 53 | 46 |
| #3 | Janski | +1.50 | 60 | 47 |
| #4 | Julle | +0.95 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Riba | +0.58 | 56 | 61 |





