








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1620 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3052 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4004 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3877 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,535 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | img | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | Tumppi | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Ajrew | 55% | 163 |
| #4 | Velcant | 49% | 87 |
| #5 | Janski | 46% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Janski | 46% | 119 |
| #6 | Ady | 46% | 338 |
| #7 | Photaque | 44% | 85 |
| #8 | Aran | 43% | 67 |
| #9 | salamanteri | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Aran | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Tumppi | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Velcant | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Photaque | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 623 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | Ajrew | 247 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | img | 179 | 0.37 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tumppi | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Photaque | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ajrew | +3.94 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Ady | +3.46 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Tumppi | +1.81 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | img | -1.14 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | Matte | -1.39 | 48 | 54 |





