








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1702 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1544 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1509 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 479 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,250 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tby | 54% | 92 |
| #5 | Strypex | 53% | 135 |
| #6 | xLarawrrr | 49% | 142 |
| #7 | Dark Dog | 49% | 106 |
| #8 | Klickus | 47% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klickus | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | xLarawrrr | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Xiao | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Strypex | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Dark Dog | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strypex | 400 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Klickus | 275 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dark Dog | 265 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | tby | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | xLarawrrr | 50 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortus | +3.09 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | tby | +1.33 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Klickus | +0.50 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Xiao | -0.10 | 83 | 47 |
| #5 | Strypex | -0.13 | 70 | 51 |





