








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 373 | 18% |
| Smokes | 571 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 682 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,906 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xiao | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Strypex | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | Fortus | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | tby | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Dark Dog | 49% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Strypex | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | Fortus | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | tby | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Dark Dog | 49% | 82 |
| #6 | Klickus | 44% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klickus | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Fortus | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Strypex | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Dark Dog | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Xiao | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strypex | 313 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Fortus | 305 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Klickus | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dark Dog | 188 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | tby | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortus | +3.05 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | tby | +1.14 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Klickus | +0.20 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Strypex | +0.05 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Xiao | -0.39 | 88 | 51 |





