








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 686 | 20% |
| Smokes | 993 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1011 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 800 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,538 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xiao | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Strypex | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Klickus | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Fortus | 54% | 92 |
| #5 | Dark Dog | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Strypex | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Klickus | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Fortus | 54% | 92 |
| #5 | Dark Dog | 51% | 39 |
| #6 | xLarawrrr | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klickus | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Fortus | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Strypex | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | xLarawrrr | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Xiao | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortus | 185 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Strypex | 170 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dark Dog | 117 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Klickus | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | xLarawrrr | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortus | +2.96 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | tby | +1.44 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Xiao | +0.52 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | Klickus | -0.05 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Strypex | -0.33 | 65 | 52 |





