








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8016 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6752 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5570 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4202 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,174,698 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | miss -b- m8 | 44% | 34 |
| #10 | spraysn | 42% | 67 |
| #11 | Finncy | 39% | 74 |
| #12 | bb | dadusk | 36% | 97 |
| #13 | ÙwÚ | 32% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delaever | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | C0L1N_ | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Texic | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ÙwÚ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | bb | dadusk | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tnuc | +4.51 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | miss -b- m8 | +2.03 | 85 | 38 |
| #3 | Delaever | +1.71 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | +1.57 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | Texic | +1.07 | 65 | 43 |





