








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3674 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3302 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2369 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2218 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,849 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | 50% | 238 |
| #2 | Atlas | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | TimmyTots | 45% | 65 |
| #4 | Atmosphur | 40% | 87 |
| #5 | Wort | 40% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Atmosphur | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Wort | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TimmyTots | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Atlas | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | 1529 | 0.31 | 35 min |
| #2 | Atmosphur | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Wort | 118 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | TimmyTots | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Atlas | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyTots | +2.14 | 66 | 48 |
| #2 | bUb | +1.88 | 53 | 68 |
| #3 | nunca | +0.64 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | Atmosphur | -1.04 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | Wort | -1.70 | 37 | 51 |





