








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 425 | 26% |
| Smokes | 313 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,871 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Areno | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | nunca | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | Atmosphur | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | bUb | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | TimmyTots | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nunca | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | Atmosphur | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | bUb | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | TimmyTots | 32% | 28 |
| #6 | Wort | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nunca | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | bUb | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Atmosphur | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Areno | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | 588 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #2 | nunca | 143 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wort | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Areno | 34 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Atmosphur | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | +3.53 | 55 | 68 |
| #2 | Areno | +2.43 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | nunca | +1.62 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | TimmyTots | +0.87 | 67 | 37 |
| #5 | Atmosphur | +0.52 | 45 | 43 |





