








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8946 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6269 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6288 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4590 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,748 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Areno | 52% | 88 |
| #2 | nunca | 50% | 238 |
| #3 | TimmyTots | 49% | 166 |
| #4 | Atmosphur | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | Atlas | 43% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TimmyTots | 49% | 166 |
| #4 | Atmosphur | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | Atlas | 43% | 98 |
| #6 | Wort | 41% | 79 |
| #7 | Sam | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nunca | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Areno | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Atmosphur | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | TimmyTots | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Wort | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nunca | 614 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Areno | 347 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Atlas | 165 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | TimmyTots | 156 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Wort | 100 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Areno | +1.94 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | bUb | +1.04 | 56 | 67 |
| #3 | TimmyTots | +0.92 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | nunca | +0.92 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Atmosphur | -1.25 | 56 | 44 |





