








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6415 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4605 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2202 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3703 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,320 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basick | 61% | 164 |
| #2 | friDaN- | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Ryan L. | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | EpX | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | isak deez | 57% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Glumanda | 56% | 102 |
| #8 | GrinchHatesXmas | 56% | 54 |
| #9 | mo0n | 52% | 107 |
| #10 | Sakuta | 52% | 29 |
| #11 | ToRi- | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basick | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | isak deez | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | mo0n | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Glumanda | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | friDaN- | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basick | 590 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | mo0n | 316 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Glumanda | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | -TLx- | 204 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | friDaN- | 191 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basick | +3.00 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | friDaN- | +1.80 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Glumanda | +1.24 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | -TLx- | +1.18 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | Sakuta | +0.75 | 80 | 59 |





