








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4852 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3382 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3524 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,125 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juice | 60% | 228 |
| #2 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | 59% | 167 |
| #3 | Jaden007mi5 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Ricochet | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juice | 60% | 228 |
| #2 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | 59% | 167 |
| #3 | Jaden007mi5 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Ricochet | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Juice | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Ricochet | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juice | 407 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | 306 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ricochet | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jaden007mi5 | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juice | +2.32 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | +1.43 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Jaden007mi5 | +1.15 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Ricochet | -0.42 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | KILLER101KLK | -0.74 | 73 | 67 |





