








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3638 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2130 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2944 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2539 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,600 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER101KLK | 826 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | 315 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jaden007mi5 | 108 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ricochet | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Atom | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juice | +2.24 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | Jaden007mi5 | +1.60 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | ππ½πΈπΆπ²π΄ | +1.09 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Ricochet | -0.08 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | KILLER101KLK | -0.80 | 71 | 68 |





