








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 503 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7868 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10340 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7016 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6902 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,940,955 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1003 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | δΊkΓΆniG (v2) | 91% | 82 |
| #2 | Baked | 72% | 112 |
| #3 | Hibiscus | 70% | 84 |
| #4 | Vanillafrogman | 65% | 92 |
| #5 | Juice | 64% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaden007mi5 | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | KILLER101KLK | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Baked | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Juice | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Vanillafrogman | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER101KLK | 672 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jaden007mi5 | 628 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | DJ | 455 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ricochet | 331 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Vanillafrogman | 323 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baked | +3.16 | 80 | 37 |
| #2 | DJ | +2.77 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Hibiscus | +2.03 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | Jaden007mi5 | +1.95 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | δΊkΓΆniG (v2) | +1.68 | 53 | 46 |





