








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7552 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9876 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6704 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6590 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,736,978 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | δΊkΓΆniG (v2) | 91% | 82 |
| #2 | Baked | 73% | 111 |
| #3 | Hibiscus | 71% | 82 |
| #4 | Vanillafrogman | 66% | 89 |
| #5 | Juice | 64% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ricochet | 61% | 137 |
| #7 | DJ | 61% | 90 |
| #8 | KILLER101KLK | 59% | 167 |
| #9 | Jaden007mi5 | 58% | 203 |
| #10 | -Tweaks | 55% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaden007mi5 | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | KILLER101KLK | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Baked | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Juice | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Vanillafrogman | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER101KLK | 687 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jaden007mi5 | 619 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | DJ | 442 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ricochet | 331 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Juice | 321 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baked | +3.15 | 80 | 37 |
| #2 | DJ | +2.73 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Jaden007mi5 | +1.98 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Hibiscus | +1.89 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | δΊkΓΆniG (v2) | +1.68 | 53 | 46 |





