








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7437 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8526 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5717 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8602 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,184,319 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPIN TEST!! | 57% | 120 |
| #2 | CARNAG3 | 55% | 110 |
| #3 | Orbits08 | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | Ich bin Noah | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | Perplex | 48% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Orbits08 | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | Ich bin Noah | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | Perplex | 48% | 100 |
| #6 | PrAe | 47% | 104 |
| #7 | TidusTacos | 46% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbits08 | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | SPIN TEST!! | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Perplex | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Ich bin Noah | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | PrAe | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbits08 | 1027 | 0.38 | 27 min |
| #2 | PrAe | 578 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | SPIN TEST!! | 350 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | TidusTacos | 252 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | CARNAG3 | 228 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbits08 | +1.91 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | Ich bin Noah | +1.91 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | SPIN TEST!! | +1.79 | 47 | 70 |
| #4 | Perplex | +0.33 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | Push Start Gamer | +0.29 | 59 | 58 |





