








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4560 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3670 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2722 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,605 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleX300 | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | HOSSA | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | phramez | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | wacH7L | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | ✪ ette ;] | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ ette ;] | 52% | 50 |
| #6 | xxyz | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | Cloudey | 47% | 57 |
| #8 | Korojuma | 47% | 36 |
| #9 | Makaveli | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phramez | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Cloudey | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ✪ ette ;] | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Korojuma | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | wacH7L | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phramez | 178 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | xxyz | 150 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cloudey | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Korojuma | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ ette ;] | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxyz | +1.45 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | tokee- | +1.34 | 64 | 77 |
| #3 | aleX300 | +1.03 | 47 | 76 |
| #4 | phramez | +0.80 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | Cloudey | -0.24 | 66 | 55 |





