








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1011 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9601 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11934 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5808 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7136 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,788,877 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 924 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeVa | 67% | 69 |
| #2 | WHS1003 | 64% | 103 |
| #3 | Chalice | 62% | 77 |
| #4 | obscure- | 62% | 257 |
| #5 | cheeze | 60% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obscure- | 1039 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | BulletWisdom02 | 312 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zel! | 289 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | ruki | 264 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | Chalice | 232 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obscure- | +4.01 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Chalice | +3.21 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | WHS1003 | +2.97 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | NeVa | +2.57 | 74 | 45 |
| #5 | ruki | +2.12 | 79 | 61 |





