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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 574 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1068 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2317 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2371 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,763,461 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 965 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gooning_gabriel69 | +4.57 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | songbird fan | +4.33 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | clr | +4.15 | 84 | 76 |
| #4 | Nug | +2.94 | 54 | 38 |
| #5 | abe! | +0.99 | 47 | 27 |





