








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4542 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3319 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2680 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,381 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | songbird fan | 16 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Nug | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | piccolo with a fade | 8 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | abe! | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Todd Carney | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piccolo with a fade | +3.99 | 86 | 48 |
| #2 | songbird fan | +3.45 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | clr | +2.45 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | Nug | +1.62 | 54 | 35 |
| #5 | abe! | +0.55 | 55 | 26 |





