








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5816 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3778 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3619 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1985 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,534 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JJCH!N | 67% | 79 |
| #2 | Qwerty | 66% | 221 |
| #3 | tripp | 65% | 243 |
| #4 | FakeSteez | 62% | 185 |
| #5 | Suna | 57% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FakeSteez | 62% | 185 |
| #5 | Suna | 57% | 124 |
| #6 | Deceased | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | nO MAMES wey | 32% | 22 |
| #8 | Ogparker | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tripp | 45 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | FakeSteez | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Qwerty | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Suna | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JJCH!N | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qwerty | 1060 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | tripp | 750 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | JJCH!N | 504 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #4 | FakeSteez | 299 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Suna | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tripp | +5.10 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Warhawk | +1.93 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | JJCH!N | +1.22 | 68 | 80 |
| #4 | Qwerty | +0.49 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Suna | -1.03 | 62 | 57 |





