








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1735 | 35% |
| Smokes | 212 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1454 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1545 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $880,300 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnie Rodgers | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Warcawk | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | I Suck. | 40% | 194 |
| #4 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | FakeSteez | 36% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnie Rodgers | 12 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | I Suck. | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | FakeSteez | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Warcawk | 9 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Suck. | 325 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ronnie Rodgers | 226 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #3 | Warhawk | 210 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #4 | Warcawk | 181 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | 170 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnie Rodgers | +5.70 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | Warcawk | +5.57 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Warhawk | +5.38 | 71 | 79 |
| #4 | I Suck. | +4.07 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | +2.80 | 65 | 68 |





