








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2184 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1623 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1331 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,688 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JJCH!N | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Qwerty | 66% | 64 |
| #3 | tripp | 64% | 89 |
| #4 | Warhawk | 57% | 124 |
| #5 | Warcawk | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeSteez | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | tripp | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Warhawk | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Warcawk | 3 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warhawk | 568 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | Qwerty | 292 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | tripp | 283 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | FakeSteez | 212 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | JJCH!N | 171 | 0.38 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tripp | +6.39 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Warcawk | +3.81 | 62 | 74 |
| #3 | Warhawk | +2.66 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | +2.32 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | Qwerty | +1.12 | 74 | 62 |





