








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4785 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4337 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,923 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pasty | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | ARS | 77% | 39 |
| #3 | Pais | 76% | 25 |
| #4 | wailfy | 73% | 40 |
| #5 | vaiN- | 70% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thev | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | SparK | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | ARS | 115 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | sp3ed- | 112 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jewbacca | 107 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp3ed- | +4.14 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | vaiN- | +3.13 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪M1KESI | +2.49 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | wailfy | +2.04 | 86 | 52 |
| #5 | thev | +2.03 | 77 | 66 |





