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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 38% |
| Smokes | 859 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1111 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,797 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaza strip | 384 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Билли Бой | 333 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rozā brilles | 191 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | mirzamagomedov | 181 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Salmon Salamon, Fish King | 178 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Билли Бой | +4.15 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | zaza strip | +4.05 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | mirzamagomedov | +3.92 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Rozā brilles | -1.93 | 28 | 63 |
| #5 | PATCHY THE GORILLA | -1.94 | 55 | 44 |





