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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 31% |
| Smokes | 135 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 136 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,197 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cj979 | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | Militant | 51% | 49 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | troy | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | Twiigzz | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Militant | 51% | 49 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | troy | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | Twiigzz | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | ballen ♡ capuchin | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troy | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Twiigzz | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Militant | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Cj979 | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Twiigzz | 2 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Militant | 218 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Cj979 | 202 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 143 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | troy | 122 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Twiigzz | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troy | +5.89 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | Twiigzz | +2.52 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | +1.35 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | Cj979 | +0.30 | 54 | 79 |
| #5 | Militant | -0.58 | 54 | 68 |





