








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2736 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1978 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1233 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,719 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seems | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | ballen ♡ capuchin | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | troy | 47% | 126 |
| #5 | Militant | 46% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Twiigzz | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | troy | 47% | 126 |
| #5 | Militant | 46% | 153 |
| #6 | Twiigzz | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | gloink | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troy | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Militant | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Twiigzz | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | Seems | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Militant | 622 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | troy | 375 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 374 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | ballen ♡ capuchin | 66 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Twiigzz | 63 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troy | +3.87 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Twiigzz | +1.15 | 88 | 45 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | +0.33 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | gloink | +0.07 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | Cj979 | -0.67 | 60 | 79 |





