








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2012 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1543 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1548 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,537 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | OdenS | 60% | 45 |
| #4 | skk^ | 49% | 119 |
| #5 | Bose | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | xlez | 47% | 124 |
| #7 | MSTF | 45% | 33 |
| #8 | IceFrozen | 45% | 47 |
| #9 | Papapoosy | 45% | 128 |
| #10 | Leonard | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlez | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | skk^ | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Papapoosy | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | OdenS | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papapoosy | 672 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | skk^ | 642 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #3 | MSTF | 146 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | xlez | 116 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skk^ | +4.29 | 87 | 84 |
| #2 | MSTF | +1.82 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | OdenS | +1.81 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | +1.15 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | +0.45 | 72 | 74 |





