








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1250 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1380 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,779 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skk^ | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | EggRt | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | ✪ Dider | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Papapoosy | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | OdenS | 55% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdenS | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | skk^ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Papapoosy | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | xlez | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | 248 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | skk^ | 233 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #3 | OdenS | 203 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Papapoosy | 96 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | EggRt | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skk^ | +4.11 | 87 | 83 |
| #2 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | +1.42 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | OdenS | +0.38 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | +0.20 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | Holleufer ;) | +0.07 | 81 | 70 |





