








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5419 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4590 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2014 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3032 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,400 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil mugga | 78% | 99 |
| #2 | Thomas Shelby | 75% | 112 |
| #3 | katalyst der Gott | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | SmartAsSuperman | 73% | 74 |
| #5 | Payru | 72% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayner | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | SmartAsSuperman | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | lil mugga | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | daym | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil mugga | 269 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | SmartAsSuperman | 209 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Payru | 170 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Thomas Shelby | 148 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | daym | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whale | +2.76 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | SmartAsSuperman | +2.05 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Thomas Shelby | +1.95 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | daym | +0.74 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | Payru | +0.17 | 71 | 60 |





